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Hunger Games: Lady Gaga Songs Edition

Welcome to the 70th annual Hunger Games, you are a brave soul for entering the reaping! Select your District and Tribute carefully and play the game! Will you survive and be the last one standing? There are 10 rounds.

The Reaping

  • Round 1: Which tribute did you pick?

    • Just Dance (District 1)
    • Poker Face (District 1)
    • Paparazzi (District 2)
    • LoveGame (District 2)
    • Dance In The Dark (District 3)
    • Bad Romance (District 3)
    • Alejandro (District 4)
    • Monster (District 4)
    • Marry The Night (District 5)
    • Scheisse (District 5)
    • Judas (District 6)
    • Born This Way (District 6)
    • TEOG (District 7)
    • The Queen (District 7)
    • Aura (District 8)
    • Venus (District 8)
    • Applause (District 9)
    • Gypsy (District 9)
    • Mary Jane Holland (District 10)
    • MANiCURE (District 10)
    • Perfect Illusion (District 11)
    • Diamond Heart (District 11)
    • Dancin’ in Circles (District 12)
    • Million Reasons (District 12)
  • Round 2: The Bloodbath. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • Monster rips a gun bra out of Alejandro’s hands.
    • Scheisse gathers as much Italian food as they can.
    • Just Dance sets Marry The Night on fire with a disco stick.
    • Gypsy runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • Aura runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • Paparazzi runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • Poker Face stays at the Gagacopia for resources.
    • Dance In The Dark rips a gun bra out of The Queen’s hands.
    • LoveGame runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • MANiCURE spills poison, killing Diamond Heart and Dancin’ in Circles.
    • Judas runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • Venus finds a disco stick, some Mary Jane Holland, and an armor glove.
    • Applause runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • Mary Jane Holland runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • Perfect Illusion grabs a fire bra leaning on the Gagacopia.
    • Born This Way runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • Bad Romance runs away from the Gagacopia.
    • Million Reasons finds a bag full of Grammy’s.
    • TEOG grabs a bag filled with meat leaning on the Gagacopia.
    • Diamond Heart gets killed by the poison.
    • Dancin’ in Circles gets killed by the poison.
  • Round 3: Day 1. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • If you already died, click here.
    • Bad Romance runs away from Aura.
    • Poker Face starts hallucinating and believes Angela Chang is after them.
    • Born This Way tries to spread kindness by recruiting allies.
    • MANiCURE get injured and can’t recover from the injury. A slow and painful death.
    • LoveGame and Perfect Illusion form an alliance and split up their resources.
    • Monster, Gypsy, Judas and Scheisse hunt for other tributes.
    • Mary Jane Holland questions their sanity… must be all the Mary Jane..
    • Alejandro attempts to make a disco stick to use as a weapon.
    • Dance In the Dark attempts to build a Haus.
    • TEOG stands on the edge of a cliff almost falling, but survives.
    • The Queen, Million Reasons and Just Dance hunt for other tributes.
    • Paparazzi receives fresh Italian pasta from an unknown sponsor.
    • Venus sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
    • Marry The Night get’s stabbed with a disco stick while being reminded of their peak on the charts.
    • Aura attempts to kill Bad Romance, but fails. While running away, Aura trips and falls off a cliff landing on highway 10… dead.
    • Applause finds mud, and paints their face to better camouflage in the forest.
  • Round 4: Night 1. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • If you already died. Click here.
    • LoveGame and Dance In the Dark talk about the tributes that are still alive.
    • Alejandro tends his wounds.
    • Born This Way looks at the sky and starts singing “Marry The Night”.
    • Mary Jane Holland attempt to strangle Scheisse after arguing over chart positions.
    • Scheisse manages to survive after MJH tries to strangle them. Scheisse runs away, trips over a large boulder, breaks their hip and dies.
    • Applause, Perfect Illusion and Judas sit in a circle and pray to GodGa.
    • Poker Face, still running away from Angela Chang, attempts to climb a tree, fails and falls to their death.
    • Monster is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth and eventually dies of hypothermia.
    • Million Reasons thinks about winning while cuddling their Grammy’s.
    • The Queen and MANiCURE sleep.
    • Just Dance and Bad Romance hold hands reminiscing their slayage on the charts.
    • Gypsy and TEOG huddle for warmth.
    • Venus poisons Paparazzi’s drink but mistakes it for their own and dies.
    • Paparazzi can be heard from afar.. *Aura laugh*
  • Round 5: Day 2. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • If you already died, click here.
    • Perfect Illusion celebrates making it to Day #2. Starts whipping their head to “Perfect Illusion” breaks their neck and dies.
    • MANiCURE overhears people arguing.
    • Mary Jane Holland scares Judas off.
    • Judas feels betrayed but remembers they’re the demon that everyone clings to.
    • TEOG severely injures Alejandro with their fire bra..
    • Alejandro get’s severely injured by TEOG’s fire bra and get’s put out of their misery. Hot like Mexico, rejoice. RIP.
    • Gypsy attempts to convince Million Reasons to buy ARTPOP on iTunes.
    • Million Reasons runs away from Gypsy and their delusion.
    • Paparazzi stabs Bad Romance in the back with a disco stick while screaming “This is for peaking at #2!”
    • Bad Romance dies after being stabbed in the back with a disco stick by Paparazzi.
    • Applause dies in a fight with Just Dance.
    • Just Dance defeats Applause in a fight.
    • The Queen and LoveGame kill each other after an unfortunate battle.
    • Dance In The Dark is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
    • Born This Way sees smoke rising in the distance and says “Finally, it must be Express Yourself burning in hell!”
  • Round 6: Night 2. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • If you already died, click here.
    • Judas gets revenge and destroys Mary Jane Holland’s supplies while they’re asleep.
    • Mary Jane Holland wakes up, see’s all their supplies has been destroyed. They jump off a cliff because they can no longer live without Mary Jane.
    • Dance In The Dark and Gypsy discuss their potential in the game.
    • TEOG wakes up to smoke everywhere. TEOG runs, falls into a deep hole and dies.
    • Paparazzi and Born This Way sleep in shifts.
    • Million Reasons enjoys a nice Italian meal from an unknown sponsor.
  • Round 7: Day 3. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • If you’re already dead, click here.
    • Paparazzi receives poison contained in a ring from an unknown sponsor.
    • Million Reasons belts out “IIIIII BOWWWW DOWNNNNN TO PRAYYY”
    • After hearing “Million Reasons” a million times, Born This Way and Gypsy die of annoyance.
    • Dance In The Dark camouflages themselves in the bushes knowing there are very few tributes left.
  • Round 8: Arena event. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • If you’re already dead, click here.
    • It’s pitch black, Dance in The Dark puts their gun bra on and starts firing everywhere.
    • Million Reasons gets shot by Dance In The Dark’s gun bra. Their last words are “Baby I’m bleedin’, bleedin'”
    • Judas manages to avoid all the shots fired by Dance In the Dark.
    • Paparazzi discovers a cave and hides.
  • Round 9: The Feast. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • If you already died, click here.
    • Paparazzi takes their chances, runs to the Gagacopia, trips and gets a disco stick in the back. RIP.
    • Dance In The Dark stays put.
    • Judas stays put.
  • Round 10: Final day. Based on the tribute you chose, pick your next action.

    • If you already died, click here.
    • Dance In The Dark finds Judas and they battle. Dance In The Dark avenges Judas by winning the battle and says “This is my revenge for never becoming a single!”
    • Judas loses the battle against Dance In The Dark. Judas goes straight to hell for all their sins.

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