Ally Maine may be a fictional character. Do we stan her? Yes, yes we do. She served bops, ballads, attitude and excellent one liners.
Here’s why we stan her.
The guy in the cop bar had it coming. But what she really should have done is punch her own manager.
"Why Did You Do That?" is a bop and no one can tell me other wise. Ally did not go through all this trauma in the movie to have you bash her music!
Yes, the ballads are better but no slander on the pop songs is allowed.
What a generous queen. Can you believe all the charity she's done? We now have Lady Gaga music to play on the dance floor, but now we can play Ally Maine music while walking down the aisle and during our first dance!
Did you see how fast she wrote Look What I Found in that diner? And how she came up with Shallow in the parking lot just like THAT?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?
How many times is her nose mentioned in the movie? Bradley seems more obsessed with her nose than anything else.
Have you ever seen someone throw garbage bags so gracefully? Ally definitely doesn't feel like a plastic bag.
She's an independent artist that doesn't like to be told what to do. She might have sold herself out at one point, but this scene was glorious in every way.
She's not even real and she got to perform at all these festivals? Not even Lady Gaga has performed at StageCoach yet. I said what I said.
If you stan the east coast Italian American queen Lady Gaga, then you automatically have to stan Ally Maine. They're practically related right?
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