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DING DING! The day has come, you’ll be staying at the famous Hotel Cortez
You enter the hotel, and you’re greeted by its enigmatic matron, THE COUNTESS.
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Question of
The Countess shows you which rooms are available and tells you to pick a key. Which do you pick?
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62
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64
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86
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47
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Question of
Before you head to your room, The Countess tells you this. So, are you blessed or cursed?
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Cursed
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Blessed
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Question of
Iris shows you to your room and tells you that Hotel Cortez does not offer wifi. You:
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Think to yourself: “Why are people still staying here when it offers no wifi!?”
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Debate if you should shimmy down those stairs and exit the premises
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Suck it up and endure your stay since the hotel doesn’t offer refunds
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Question of
It’s your first night at the hotel, what will you be doing?
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Yes -
No -
suds
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The Countess has made her way to your room. You wake up in the middle of the night and this is what you see. How do you react?
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Yes
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No
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sc
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czc
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Question of
There are so many guests a Hotel Cortez and you want to befriend one of them. Who do you choose?
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Liz Taylor
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Sally
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Donovan
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Ramona
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Question of
UMMM is that a ghost you just saw?
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absolutely, you pull out those Alejandro candles and start a prayer circle
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I don’t know her
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Question of
You’ve been hearing whispers around the hotel about Room 33. The Countess doesn’t seem to be around, do you try to get into the room to investigate?
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I am willing to risk it ALL
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HELL NO
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You’re walking down the hallway to get back to your room, and you come across these 3 children with no parents in sight. You:
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Go down to the lobby and report to Iris that there are children roaming around the hotel alone
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You mind your own business. Everyone knows you don’t follow creepy children
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You sigh and tell yourself “This is what happens when you don’t vaccinate your children”
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You finally understand why vampire children were killed in Twilight
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Question of
Your stay has come to an end. How do you feel about The Countess and your stay?
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tell em how you really feel
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This stay just reminded you to always check yelp reviews before booking a hotel
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