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It’s time to make some important life decisions. You’re in NYC and you need to get to the Monster Ball, are you able to make it? What’s your fate?
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Question of
Your car breaks down on your way to the Monster Ball, what do you do?
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You rub that glitter and grease around hoping the car starts again
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Hope Alejandro comes and saves you
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You discover a piano under the hood. You start playing it hoping the engine will start.
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You encounter boys boys boys along the way. What do you tell them?
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In the morning buy me eggs
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Ask them for help
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Let’s go see The Killers and make out in the bleachers 😏
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Question of
You enter the subway, where does it take you?
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to the glitter way
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No f*cking clue
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New York City
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Omg! Your piano catches fire while you’re playing a song. What do you do?
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You hide under it hoping boys boys boys extinguish it -
Frightened you just fall off the piano onto the ground
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You keep the show going like the badass you are
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Question of
An angel with a magical harp meets you on the glitter way, what do you do?
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Scream “I BOUGHT ARTPOP ON iTUNES”
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You confess that you’ve listened to Gaga leaks before
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Start singing “Girl, where do you think you’re going?”
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Question of
You walk towards the Glitter way and recall the time you were in jail, who bailed you out?
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DJWS
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Bobby Campbell
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Tony Bennett
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Question of
You see a thing, way up in the sky. What is it?
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The spirit of Joanne
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A rainbow
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JESUUUUUUSSSS
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Question of
You meet some more friends along the way and they ask you: “What do you hate more than money?”
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Love
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La verité
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Bullshit
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Question of
There it is. The Eternal Fountain. You walk towards it and see that it’s bleeding blood.
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You ask yourself if people were sacrificed during the Monster Ball?
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You realize it’s the fountain similar to the one in Central Park and realize you are closer to the Monster Ball.
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You lie in the fountain and let the blood pour over you
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Question of
Oh Scheiße! You’ve encountered the Fame Monster. Pick your weapon of choice to defeat it.
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Disco stick
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Fire bra
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A camera
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Question of
The Monster Ball is just up ahead, you’re with your friends and..
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they totally ditch you
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What friends? I came to party alone
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they abandon you, but you keep going because you want to have a good time!
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